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I'm gonna say our mantra.

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''This is the voice I want to use. ''

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over and over again.
but with different inflections.

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and I want you to try to mimic
what I'm doing.

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This is the voice I want to use.

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This is the voice I want to use.

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Now. what we're gonna do
is press down on our tongue

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and sot of watch what's happening
at the back of our mouths.

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Ready?

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Aaaah...

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Any suicidal tendencies?

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No.

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You ever felt
as though you were being followed?

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No.

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Any history of family mental illness?

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No.

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Medical procedures to date?

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The usual electrolysis.
three years of hormone therapy.

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facial feminization surgery.
brow lift. forehead reduction.

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jaw re-contouring.
and a tracheal shave.

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You look very authentic.

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I try to blend in.
Keep a low profile.

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I believe the slang terminology
is ''Living Stealth. ''

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Do you consider yourself
a happy person?

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Yes.

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l mean, no.

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l mean...

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l will be.

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Miss Osbourne,

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there's no such thing
as a right answer in this office.

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Yes, l'm a very happy person.

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How can l help you
if you won't be honest with me?

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You can sign that consent form.

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Please.

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The American Psychiatric Association

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categorizes gender dysphoria
as a very serious mental disorder.

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After my operation,

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not even a gynecologist
will be able to detect

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anything out of the ordinary
about my body.

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l will be a woman.

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Don't you find it odd
that plastic surgery

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can cure a mental disorder?

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How do you feel about your penis?

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lt disgusts me.

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l don't even like looking at it.

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What about friends?

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They don't like it, either.

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No, l mean,
do you have the support of friends?

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l'm very close to my therapist.

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What about your family?

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My family is dead.

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You take some hormones

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And l'll take some hormones

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l'll be a woman before you

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Make me happy when skies...

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Shit.

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l mean darn.

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Darn. l mean darn it.

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Darn it, darn it, darn it.

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Mmm.

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Good night, Bree.

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Sleep tight, Bree.

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Hmm.

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I Orale !

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Oh!

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This is the voice.

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l...this...

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this is the voice.

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This is the voice.

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Hello.
May l please speak to

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Mrs. or Mrs. Bhumibol Niratpattanasani?

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Mrs. Niratpattanasani,
this is Bree Osbourne calling

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with a special introductory offer

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from the National Home Shopping...

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Stanley Schupak
doesn't live here anymore.

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Who's calling?

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Stanley doesn't have a son.

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You must have the wrong number.

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How old are you?

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Why don't you call your mother?

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Hello. May l please speak
to Mr. Jamal Niang?

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Mr. Niang, it's Bree Osbourne calling
from the National Home Shopping Club

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with a special introductory rate
of only $19.90...

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Hello?

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He signed it.

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l am so proud of you!
Two signatures.

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l hereby pronounce you officially legal
to undergo sexual reassignment surgery.

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Thank you.

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l just...

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Mmm.

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Thank you.

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So...

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What else is new?

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l made my sales quota
for the month on Tuesday.

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That pink lamb's wool cardigan
that l ordered arrived.

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Oh, and this is odd.

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l got a phone call last night

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from a juvenile inmate
of the New York prison system.

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- He claimed to be Stanley's son.
- No third person.

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My son.

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l thought you told me
that you were a virgin.

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Hmm.

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There was this one girl at college,

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but the whole thing was so...

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tragically lesbian that
l didn't think it counted.

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Wow!

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A son.

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An alleged son.

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He's probably just
some sort of scam artist.

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What is he scamming you for?

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Well, l guess we'll never know.

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Nothing is gonna stop me

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from checking into
that hospital next week.

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l'm not gonna get dragged back
into Stanley's old life.

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Stanley's life is your life.

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Why don't you get in touch
with the mother?

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She's dead.

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Anyway, he's practically 1 8.

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He's old enough
to take care of himself.

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Bree...
this is a part of your body

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that cannot be discarded.

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l don't want you to go through
this metamorphosis

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only to find out
you're still incomplete.

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What if l...

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visit him later...

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after my surgery...

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after l've settled into my new life?

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When you're ready.

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What are you doing?

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l can't give this
to your surgeon right now.

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Yes, you can.

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Margaret, l can't miss
my surgery on Friday.

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They're booked up a year in advance.

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l'll wire bail money to New York.

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l'll-l'll call a social worker

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and have someone
check in on him.

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What do you want me to do?

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Bree, honey...

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l just want you to be ready.

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Hello. May l please
have the number

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of the New York City
downtown lock-up?

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MAN:
Mr. Schupak.

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Ms. Schupak.

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l mean, Ms. Osbourne.
l changed it.

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Can l ask what your relationship
is to the prisoner?

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Allegedly, l'm his...

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allegedly, he's my son.

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This is a new one.

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According to this,
he shoplifted a frog.

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Plus we have testimony
that he was in possession

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of a small amount
of a suspicious-looking white powder,

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although emergency services
was unable to recover the evidence.

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Drugs?

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ls he an addict?

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Most of 'em are.

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Most of whom are?

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Are you aware that your son's
been hustling on the streets

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working as a prostitute?

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- How much is the bail?
- Bail's set at one dollar.

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l can't possibly afford...

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one dollar?

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MAN:
Sabrina Claire Osbourne?

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Meet Toby Wilkins.

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Uh...

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my friends call me Bree.

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Jesus the reformer?

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That's one of these churches
that sends missionaries out

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to guide street people back to God.

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No.

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l'm...

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...from the church
of the potential father.

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l am a pilgrim

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l am a stranger

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Travelin' through

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Oh, yes.

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Dear God...

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bless this food
and bless this restaurant

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and all the people in it.

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And everyone else...everywhere.

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Sic transit gloria mundi.
in excelsis Deo.

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Amen.

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Do you have any percs?

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Vicodin?
Anything with codeine?

186
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Sorry. l'm all out.

187
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So why don't you tell me
something about yourself.

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l'm not naming any names.

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l said about yourself.

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ls Toby short for something?

191
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A diminutive?

192
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No, it's American.

193
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Where do you come from?

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Callicoon.

195
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Where's Callicoon?

196
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ln Kentucky. Duh.

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ls that where your family is?

198
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My mother's dead.

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She had a stroke.

200
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- ls there anyone else?
- l had a step-father.

201
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- That's wonderful.
- Me and him don't get along.

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Why not?

203
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T.M.l.

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Too much information.

205
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What about grandparents?

206
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,860
Aunts, uncles?

207
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l don't need any family.
l can take care of myself.

208
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l'm a loner.

209
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That's wonderful.
That's the spirit.

210
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l've been meanin'
to thank you for bailin' me out.

211
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You're welcome.

212
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,150
l decided in jail
l'm gonna give up hustling.

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lt's degradable.

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Degrading.

215
00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:51,440
How many people
inhabit this place?

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Three.

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Dude, by the way,

218
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l was just holding those drugs
for a friend.

219
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l'm not stupid.

220
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Junkies just live for the day.

221
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No ambition or anything.

222
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:05,230
- You have ambition?
- Yeah.

223
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,440
l'm gonna get a career in the movies.

224
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Ten, twenty, forty.

225
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Sixty, eighty.

226
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One hundred.

227
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Here.

228
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Will that hold you for a while?

229
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Yeah.
Dude, this is great.

230
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l wish you would
stop calling me dude.

231
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Well, l best be on my way.

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Got a flight to Los Angeles
first thing in the morning.

233
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Maybe l'll see ya out there.

234
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:47,730
That's where they make
the movies, right?

235
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l was gonna hitchhike out there
like, maybe, tomorrow.

236
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You can't.

237
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You don't wanna add
jumping bail to your permanent record.

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l'll change my street name.

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Something like Stanley.

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Stan.

241
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Stan the man.
That's my dad's name.

242
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There's his picture.

243
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He's with my mom.

244
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Mmm.

245
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,980
You okay?

246
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,610
l'm a little dizzy.

247
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Beverly Hills
is close to the ocean, right?

248
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,400
Maybe l'll learn how to surf.

249
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Dye my hair blonde
for the movies.

250
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They love blondes there.

251
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l mean, blonde and blondes.

252
00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:37,690
Stocks and blondes.

253
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Bodacious blonde bottoms.

254
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Not that l'm a bottom or anything.

255
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:45,070
Are you talking about
pornographic films?

256
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:46,900
Duh.

257
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,570
ls there a...

258
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ladies room
in this establishment?

259
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,070
Oh!

260
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,360
- Hello.
- Margaret.

261
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,860
lt's Bree.
l'm in New York.

262
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:15,360
lt turns out this whole jail episode
was just a big mistake.

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Talk to me.

264
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,150
He's a thoroughly independent
young man.

265
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,980
We're getting along famously.

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He's going to come visit me
after my surgery,

267
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and l promised to take him
to Disneyland.

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00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:31,440
l see.

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So I tIhougIht I'd take
an early fligIht back tomorrow.

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get back to work.

271
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:37,150
recoup some of tIhe money
I spent on tIhis trip

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before my surgery next week.

273
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:41,070
- How are you?
- Right now,

274
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:44,150
l'm a little disappointed
because you're lying to me.

275
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,940
ls there anything else
you'd like to say?

276
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,530
There appears to be a step-father.

277
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:52,530
PerIhaps I can affect a reunion.

278
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:56,530
Have you ever head of
a place called Callicoon?

279
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:08,730
l just conferred with
my immediate superior at the church.

280
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,650
lt seems she feels
that getting you away

281
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:16,030
from this unwholesome
environment is my moral duty.

282
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,940
Free ride, free food,
free hotel rooms,

283
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,730
all the way to L.A.

284
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,320
Uh-huh.
Nothin's free.

285
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,820
You're gonna end up marryin' her
and spending the rest of your life

286
00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:28,030
eating out cob-webby
old stank Christian pussy.

287
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,320
Hey, something
for the road, my man?

288
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:32,110
The finest Tecate.

289
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,230
Fuck, no, man.
l'm givin' that shit up.

290
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,030
Come on. lt's only
five dollars a bag over street price.

291
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,610
Convenience charge.

292
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:41,690
We could take it out of your cut
if she buys the car.

293
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,190
Fuck you, dude.

294
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,110
All right.

295
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,400
Whatever.
You're the man.

296
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:48,900
No, wait. Hey.

297
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,690
l'm not marrying you.

298
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,320
Glory Hallelujah.

299
00:17:58,530 --> 00:17:59,900
Almost new fan belt.

300
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,820
l changed the oil
a couple of months ago.

301
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,610
Only 230,000 miles.

302
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,320
lt just needs a little paint.

303
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,110
That's all.
lt runs perfect.

304
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,400
Guaranteed.

305
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,900
l've already arranged a rental.

306
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,980
But with this one,
when you get to California,

307
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,980
you could resell, make a profit.

308
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,190
A profit?

309
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:21,400
Fasten your seatbelt.

310
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:22,980
l don't like wearing them.

311
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:26,690
Well, l don't like the idea
of seeing your internal organs

312
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,190
splattered all over the dashboard

313
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,780
in case we get in a wreck,
God forbid, so put it on.

314
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:31,980
See this shirt?

315
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,980
Only cost me two dollars.

316
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,360
- Quel surprise.
- And the shoes.

317
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,360
Three dollars-- $1 .50 each.

318
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,070
You know how much these things
are worth in Japan?

319
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,570
- Three dollars.
- Like $500.

320
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,980
Japanese people
will kill for old Nikes.

321
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,280
Then you probably
should avoid wearing them in Japan.

322
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,570
Yeah, l'd probably be,
like, disemboweled by a ninja.

323
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:56,280
You don't have to say ''Like.''

324
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,860
''Probably disemboweled
by a ninja'' is sufficient.

325
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,570
And please don't put your feet
up on the dashboard.

326
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,860
No smoking in the car.

327
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,940
l thought instead
of going west on route 95,

328
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,280
we'd wind through
the mountains on route 20.

329
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:18,940
- Route 20 takes us close to Callicoon.
- l don't want to go there.

330
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:33,230
What l find absolutely
beyond comprehension

331
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,650
is how a person can perform
all those intimate acts

332
00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:39,360
with just any stranger off the street.

333
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,440
Why should you give a shit?

334
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:44,440
Because it's
the Christian thing to do.

335
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:49,320
How much money did you make
per...assignation?

336
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:51,440
Forty or fifty dollars.

337
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,940
Are we gonna be
goin' through Texas?

338
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,820
lt's a pretty hard state to avoid.

339
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,820
Do you have any money for some food?

340
00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:52,110
Oh.

341
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:55,480
Uh, l'm sorry l can't offer you
a private room.

342
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:58,780
The church has to conserve
its resources.

343
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:03,190
l've charted us a course
on the nice little red routes.

344
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,190
Callicoon is only about
45 minutes out of our way.

345
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,190
l don't wanna go there.

346
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,400
These are nice beds.

347
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,570
Don't you have any pajamas?

348
00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:16,400
No.

349
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,190
Well, you should get some.

350
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,690
Good night.

351
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,280
Rise and shine.

352
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,860
Up, up, up.

353
00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:41,280
We've got a schedule to keep.

354
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,360
Did l put on too much blush?

355
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:49,650
You're weird.

356
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,070
Hmm.

357
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:07,860
First place l lived was, like,
a hole in the wall off Avenue C.

358
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,730
l had, like, four roommates.

359
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:13,230
One was a junkie,
one was a crack head,

360
00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,730
one was, like,
a junkie, and the other one was,

361
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,530
well, like, a junkie.

362
00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:19,030
Like, like, like.

363
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:24,440
Did you know
tIhe Lord Of TIhe Rings is gay?

364
00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:26,440
l beg your pardon.

365
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:30,730
There's this big,
black tower, right?

366
00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:35,030
And it points right at
this huge burning vagina thing,

367
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,150
and it's, like,
the symbol of ultimate evil.

368
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,230
And then,

369
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,530
Sam and Frodo
have to go into this cave

370
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,320
and deposit their magic ring

371
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,110
into this hot, steaming lava pit.

372
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,940
Only at the last minute,

373
00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:53,730
Frodo can't perform,
so Gollum bites off his finger.

374
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,820
Gay.

375
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,610
Take 'em away

376
00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:04,320
Take 'em away, Lord

377
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:08,400
Take away these chains from me

378
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:11,900
My heart is broken
'cause my spirit's not free

379
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,610
Lord, take away
these chains from me

380
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,110
Some birds' feathers
are too proud to be caged

381
00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:22,610
l know l'm not that colorful

382
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,110
But a bird just the same

383
00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:27,980
Open up your gate now,
let me put down my load

384
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:31,480
So l can feel at ease
and go back to my home

385
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,480
Take 'em away

386
00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:34,980
Take 'em away, Lord

387
00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:38,610
Take away these chains from me

388
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,610
What the fuck you lookin' at?

389
00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:42,900
l just didn't think it was right

390
00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:47,110
to come so close to Callicoon
without at least passing through.

391
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,400
Toby!

392
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,070
Where are you going?

393
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,980
You are acting like
a spoiled child.

394
00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:02,280
Oh, my God,
l can't believe my eyes.

395
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,780
lt's my sweet little angel baby.

396
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,280
Take away these chains from me

397
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:13,070
My heart is broken
'cause my spirit's not free

398
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,280
Just give me another hug.

399
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,980
Oh, l could wring your neck
like a chicken.

400
00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:19,150
My favorite boy.

401
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,360
And all this time,
not even a phone call

402
00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:22,650
to let me know if
you're alive or dead.

403
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:23,980
l was never your favorite.

404
00:24:24,070 --> 00:24:25,650
Oh, that's what you think.

405
00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:28,150
l used to look at him
out that window,

406
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,360
playin' all day with that big dog.

407
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:31,780
Toby lived near here?

408
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,650
Just two doors up the road.

409
00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:36,360
So, what you
been doin' with yourself?

410
00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:38,360
l wanna know everything.

411
00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:44,230
He's been in New York,
working toward developing

412
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,070
a career in the film industry.

413
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:47,940
l'm goin' to California.

414
00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:50,230
California?!

415
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,730
He always was the artistic type.

416
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,030
He used to have
this precious stuffed monkey

417
00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:59,030
he carried around with him everywhere,
even to school.

418
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,730
Are you in
the movie business, too?

419
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:03,150
She's a missionary with the church.

420
00:25:03,230 --> 00:25:05,030
Praise the Lord.

421
00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:06,940
l'm an electrologist myself.

422
00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:08,230
Oh.

423
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,440
lf you want, l can get

424
00:25:09,650 --> 00:25:12,320
those couple of little hairs
up under your nose in nothin' flat.

425
00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:16,820
My boss lady down at the salon,

426
00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:19,320
she used to work out in California.

427
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,530
From what l hear, some of them
Hollywood beauties

428
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:25,820
used to be hairy as hogs.

429
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:28,320
There.

430
00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:30,610
That oughta keep 'em from
stickin' their heads up again.

431
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,820
Thank you.

432
00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:34,610
You ought to go on over
and say hello to your step-daddy.

433
00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:37,230
- l don't wanna see him.
- Of course you do.

434
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,610
The man raised you.

435
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:41,730
Clothed you.
Fed you.

436
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:43,400
Sheltered you from harm.

437
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,230
He's your father...

438
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,530
for all practical purposes.

439
00:25:48,730 --> 00:25:51,320
He always was a sensitive thing.

440
00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:54,900
You gonna drive him
all the way to California?

441
00:25:56,110 --> 00:25:59,530
l have to get some air.
Excuse me, and thank you.

442
00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:12,610
- Yeah?
- Good evening.

443
00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:15,900
Do you per chance
know a Toby Wilkins?

444
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:17,400
Who's askin'?

445
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,900
l am a bearer of glad tidings.

446
00:26:20,110 --> 00:26:22,610
Your son has come home.

447
00:26:24,190 --> 00:26:25,900
Good.

448
00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:28,400
- Toby, Arletty.

449
00:26:28,610 --> 00:26:29,900
l brought back a surprise.

450
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280
Come on in.

451
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,400
Look who's here.

452
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:40,280
lf you can't bring
Mohammad to the mountain,

453
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,070
bring the mountain to Mohammad.

454
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,190
Look how much you've grown.

455
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,690
Toby, give your father a hug.

456
00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:48,280
l was worried sick about you.

457
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,070
Why did you run off like that?
You know l missed you.

458
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,360
- lsn't this sweet?
- Mm-Hmm.

459
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,860
l know what you missed.

460
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,860
You missed my mouth.
You missed my ass.

461
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,150
You hush now.

462
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,570
What are these ladies gonna think?

463
00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,480
You wanna fuck me
right here in front of 'em?

464
00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:01,570
You shut up!

465
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,650
Bobby!

466
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:04,860
Was that good for you?

467
00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:07,360
Come on, Bobby.

468
00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:09,070
You liked it.

469
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,860
- You liked it in the garage.
- Shut up!

470
00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:15,070
Come on.

471
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,940
Toby?

472
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:26,570
Honey?

473
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:41,030
This man is heavy with sin.

474
00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:42,940
Put him in that chair there.

475
00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:51,030
l don't know you,
Bobby Jensen.

476
00:27:51,230 --> 00:27:54,320
He'll come to in a couple of hours.

477
00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:09,730
This isn't my fault!

478
00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:14,820
You never told me
why you didn't want to come home.

479
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,900
Where are you going?

480
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:45,320
Brought you some breakfast.

481
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:59,780
He's walkin' down to the highway ramp
to hitchhike hisself a ride.

482
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:02,610
He's a disappearing act, all right.

483
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,280
lt's the same thing he did
after his mama killed herself.

484
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,280
- She what?
- Mm-hmm.

485
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,780
Shut herself up in the garage
with the car on.

486
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:14,400
Toby found her there
when he come home from school.

487
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:17,480
Oh, God.

488
00:29:57,070 --> 00:30:00,360
Lovely scenery
in this part of the country.

489
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,070
l said l'd take a ride from you.

490
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,230
l never said l'd carry on
a fucking conversation.

491
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,650
l was just trying to do you a favor.

492
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,650
God knows,

493
00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:11,730
considering the way
you've been living your life,

494
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:13,860
it wasn't unreasonable
to try to put you under

495
00:30:14,070 --> 00:30:16,230
some sort of parental supervision.

496
00:30:17,530 --> 00:30:18,530
What's that?

497
00:30:18,730 --> 00:30:19,860
ls that drugs?

498
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,030
Oh, no.
Absolutely not.

499
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,530
Goddamn it!

500
00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:29,030
No! That is not all right.
You can't do that here.

501
00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:30,360
Are you gonna let me do my thing,

502
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,530
or do l have to get out
of this fucking car right now?

503
00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:35,320
- Huh?
- Go ahead.

504
00:30:35,530 --> 00:30:37,230
Kill yourself.

505
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,150
What does it matter to me?

506
00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:51,320
One chocolate milkshake for you
and coffee for your mother.

507
00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:54,110
- l'm not his mother.
- She's not my mother.

508
00:30:54,230 --> 00:30:55,730
Thank you.

509
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,820
You promised
with the new moon

510
00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:10,190
You'd be comin' back to me

511
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,820
Now many moons have passed

512
00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:15,030
Still l'm waitin' patiently

513
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:19,530
There's a new moon
over my shoulder

514
00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:24,030
And an old love
still in my heart

515
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,400
l didn't sleep a wink last night.

516
00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:57,070
- Let's look for a motel.
- l'm camping out.

517
00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:15,860
Do you have something
a trifle less...butch?

518
00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:19,980
Fettuccine al fredo

519
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:21,650
or chicken cordon bleu.

520
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,360
Chicken.

521
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,860
Uh... matches?

522
00:32:33,070 --> 00:32:34,150
Fuck!

523
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,440
Excuse me.

524
00:32:37,650 --> 00:32:39,650
l have to go to the ladies room.

525
00:32:52,230 --> 00:32:54,440
Do you think there
are snakes around here?

526
00:32:57,650 --> 00:32:59,440
Shoo! Shoo!

527
00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:01,360
Shoo!!

528
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,650
Get away, snake.

529
00:33:03,730 --> 00:33:06,150
Get away, you snake.

530
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,650
Get away, snake.

531
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,030
Where did you get that?

532
00:33:29,110 --> 00:33:31,230
l had it.

533
00:33:33,610 --> 00:33:36,820
- What is that awful sound?
- lt's a loon.

534
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:41,030
Certain Native American tribes
of the Northern plains

535
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:44,030
believed loons were ancestral spirits,

536
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:47,530
trying to communicate
with the physical world.

537
00:33:49,730 --> 00:33:52,030
My real dad's part lndian.

538
00:33:52,190 --> 00:33:55,820
- ls he?
- Yeah.

539
00:33:56,110 --> 00:33:58,610
l mean, he never told me,
but l just know.

540
00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:00,110
lt's an lndian thing.

541
00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,820
Do you think you could find it
in your heart

542
00:34:07,030 --> 00:34:10,110
to offer a sip of that to a lady?

543
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,110
Are you sick or something?

544
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,110
l'm fine.

545
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,480
These are vitamins.

546
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:29,480
When l was a little girl,
l had a terrycloth bunny.

547
00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:31,400
l used to sleep with her every night.

548
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,070
- Try holding your breath.

549
00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:35,400
Then one day, my parents decided

550
00:34:35,570 --> 00:34:39,980
l was too old for her,
and l never saw her again.

551
00:34:42,070 --> 00:34:43,400
l found...

552
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,280
him...

553
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,780
in your step-father's garage.

554
00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:49,360
Oh!

555
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,690
Oh!

556
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,980
Oh, uh... here.

557
00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:25,150
Rise and shine.
Come on.

558
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,570
Let's go.

559
00:35:27,730 --> 00:35:30,230
l've gotta be in L.A.
By the end of the week.

560
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,440
What would you say if l told you

561
00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:35,860
l could set you up with a job
in the telemarketing field?

562
00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:40,030
The nice thing about telemarketing
is you can live practically anyplace.

563
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:42,530
l could drop you off in Austin.

564
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,650
l'm going to California.

565
00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:47,730
My real dad has
a mansion there with a pool.

566
00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:52,860
What do you see your life like
ten years from now?

567
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:55,530
Probably get a job at a pet store.

568
00:35:55,730 --> 00:35:57,730
Have a dog, maybe some kids.

569
00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:00,030
Kids.

570
00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:02,440
l always wanted kids.

571
00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:07,320
Perhaps you ought to aim for
something a little higher

572
00:36:07,610 --> 00:36:09,730
than working in a pet store.

573
00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:13,820
lf you like animals,
you could become a veterinarian

574
00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:15,730
or a zoologist.

575
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:19,730
l'm out of cigarettes.

576
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:21,900
Quel dommage.

577
00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:24,400
What does quel dommage mean?

578
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:26,900
lt means you're not
getting any cigarettes.

579
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,690
Are you a boy or a girl?

580
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,690
Turn around and stop
botherin' people.

581
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,780
Margaret, thank God.

582
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,980
l am in the middle of Arkansas,

583
00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:25,860
and an eight-year-old child
just read me.

584
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,980
l can't handle this.

585
00:37:28,190 --> 00:37:30,480
l had to camp out last night...

586
00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:32,570
on the ground...

587
00:37:32,690 --> 00:37:34,480
with bugs.

588
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:40,280
Because he is impossible.

589
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,070
l can't fritter away
my savings like this.

590
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,280
- My surgery's only five days away.
- Shit!

591
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,860
Dallas?
l don't know.

592
00:37:48,070 --> 00:37:49,980
Four or five hours.
Why?

593
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:53,860
Ho-ho-hold on.

594
00:37:55,070 --> 00:37:58,570
Toby.
Toby!

595
00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:01,280
Would you mind introducing me
to your new friend?

596
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,070
Taylor.

597
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,230
Yeah.
This is Taylor.

598
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,940
lt's nice to meet you, Taylor.

599
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:11,360
What's goin' on here?

600
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,570
Come on.

601
00:38:12,730 --> 00:38:14,360
Your mother's waitin'
for you in the car.

602
00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:17,650
You better watch out he doesn't get
some poor, innocent girl in trouble.

603
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,230
You better watch out
she doesn't end up

604
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,730
ruining some poor,
innocent boy's life.

605
00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:23,230
You...

606
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,030
go wait for me at the table.

607
00:38:28,730 --> 00:38:30,150
Margaret...

608
00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:33,360
l really don't think
l am cut out to be a mother.

609
00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:58,320
Dear God, bless this meal,

610
00:38:58,610 --> 00:39:01,110
and please help Toby
to find the strength

611
00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:03,110
not to take any more drugs,

612
00:39:03,230 --> 00:39:06,230
so that when we get to L.A.,
he can get a job

613
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,610
and find a nice apartment

614
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:10,320
so that even if he never finds
his real father,

615
00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,400
he can lead an independent life.

616
00:39:12,530 --> 00:39:13,820
Amen.

617
00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:16,110
Amen.

618
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:22,030
There's a really cool hat back there.
lt's only ten dollars.

619
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,820
l think my nose is getting sunburned.

620
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:26,110
Eat your vegetables.

621
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:34,400
You might want to use a fork.
Just an idea.

622
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:39,900
l tell you what.

623
00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:41,900
You can have that hat
on one condition.

624
00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:42,980
No more drugs.

625
00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:44,780
l mean it.

626
00:39:46,190 --> 00:39:47,190
Deal?

627
00:39:48,610 --> 00:39:50,480
Deal.

628
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,980
Got you a present.

629
00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:09,690
Thank you. l'm very...

630
00:40:09,780 --> 00:40:11,190
touched.

631
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,360
Put it on.

632
00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:21,280
lt looks good.

633
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:26,070
l found Jesus
in the darkest night

634
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,780
You get back in here!

635
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,360
Do you have any idea
how dangerous that is?

636
00:40:32,570 --> 00:40:33,980
ln, in!

637
00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,940
- ln!
- Okay.

638
00:40:37,150 --> 00:40:39,280
Get in!

639
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,780
- was holding on.
- You wanna give me a heart attack?

640
00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:45,360
Did l scare you?

641
00:40:54,650 --> 00:40:56,440
Why are we goin' to Dallas?

642
00:40:56,650 --> 00:40:58,730
An associate of mine

643
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:01,940
has arranged a place
for us to stay for the night.

644
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:09,860
This Mary Ellen woman's
being very generous

645
00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:12,030
to offer us her hospitality,

646
00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:15,030
so l hope you will be
on your best behavior.

647
00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:17,150
l'm always on my best behavior.

648
00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:23,940
Sabrina and Toby, right?

649
00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:25,320
l'm Mary Ellen.

650
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,820
Come on in.

651
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,440
l'm havin' a little get-together.

652
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:31,320
You two just come on in
and make yourselves at home.

653
00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:33,030
Mary Ellen, come here.

654
00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:34,820
Felicia's showing us
her new vagina.

655
00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:39,440
l'm sorry.
They're feelin' a little feisty.

656
00:41:39,610 --> 00:41:41,820
Everybody, this is Sabrina,

657
00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:44,610
and her handsome
escort here is Toby.

658
00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:45,820
- Hi.
- Hi.

659
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,110
How y'all?

660
00:41:48,730 --> 00:41:50,730
Margaret said you were stealth.

661
00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:52,610
l am in public,

662
00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:56,320
but this is the privacy
of my own home.

663
00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:59,110
Welcome to the first meetin'
of the gender pride

664
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,030
President's Day weekend
Caribbean cruise planning committee.

665
00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:08,030
- We have to go.
- No.

666
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:10,190
Where you guys know each other from?

667
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,610
We don't.

668
00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:13,820
She's a friend of a friend....

669
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,320
of a friend.

670
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,900
There's rum punch in the kitchen
and guacamole in the dining room.

671
00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:22,480
Yeah, don't be so uptight.
lt's a party.

672
00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:34,610
Margaret told me you were plannin'
to have your surgery soon.

673
00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:37,400
Toby doesn't know about me.

674
00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:39,190
You're stealth to him?

675
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,280
Oh, sugar dumplin'!

676
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,280
Don't worry, honey.
We've all been there.

677
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,980
l'll pass the word.

678
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,690
lt was one of those
instant best friend things.

679
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,070
At the time, we were
both straight men.

680
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,690
What could you do with that?

681
00:42:53,690 --> 00:42:55,480
We had our surgery on the same day.

682
00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:58,780
We ended up holding hands
in the recovery room.

683
00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:02,070
And now this gorgeous creature's
the love of my life.

684
00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:05,280
We were just telling your friend

685
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,780
a little bit about
the transsexual lifestyle.

686
00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:09,280
Mmm.

687
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,360
Not what you're
used to in church, huh?

688
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,440
These are vaginal dilators.

689
00:43:15,650 --> 00:43:17,940
She just had her surgery last month.

690
00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,650
This is Keanu two.

691
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:21,070
This is Keanu three.

692
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,150
Where's Keanu one?

693
00:43:23,150 --> 00:43:25,570
Keanu one is in Hollywood
filming a major science-fiction epic,

694
00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:28,360
and we don't want to hear
a snarky remark about him.

695
00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:32,360
We're not gender-challenged,
we're gender-gifted.

696
00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:34,440
l've been woman
and l've been man,

697
00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,360
and l know more things
than you single-sex people

698
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,940
can even imagine.

699
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,150
Dude, l thought you were a real guy.

700
00:43:43,730 --> 00:43:46,440
We walk among you.

701
00:43:46,650 --> 00:43:50,940
That poor thing couldn't pass
on a dark night at 200 yards.

702
00:43:51,230 --> 00:43:52,650
ln the pink.

703
00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:58,150
You better check your T-dar, honey.
She's a G.G.

704
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,150
- A what?
- A genuine girl.

705
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,230
From Mary Kay.

706
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,940
lf you let her do a color trial,
she'll give you a free compact.

707
00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:10,150
Oh, give me a home

708
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,320
Where the buffalo roam

709
00:44:13,530 --> 00:44:17,730
And the deer
and the antelope play

710
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,230
With each other

711
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,230
Where seldom is heard

712
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,900
A discouraging word

713
00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:33,610
And the skies
are not cloudy all day

714
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,320
Everybody!

715
00:44:35,530 --> 00:44:41,190
Home, home on the range

716
00:44:41,530 --> 00:44:47,030
Where the deer
and the antelope play

717
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,820
Where seldom is heard

718
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,980
A discouraging word

719
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,820
And the skies
are not cloudy all day

720
00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:01,400
Oh!

721
00:45:01,610 --> 00:45:02,900
Ah!

722
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,690
Sorry.

723
00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:12,280
Could you hand me
my robe, please?

724
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,190
The pink satin.

725
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,190
lt's by the...

726
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,190
thank you.

727
00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:31,780
lt's an unfortunate side effect
of my pills.

728
00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:34,570
They're a diuretic.

729
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:36,980
Gross.

730
00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:38,690
A diuretic.

731
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:42,690
lt means you go
number one, not number two.

732
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:48,570
Listen, l'm sorry about
those ersatz women.

733
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:50,570
What?

734
00:45:50,650 --> 00:45:53,860
Ersatz.
lt means phony.

735
00:45:54,070 --> 00:45:56,650
Something pretending to be
something it's not.

736
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,150
l thought they were nice.

737
00:46:02,650 --> 00:46:05,280
Zoologists are the guys
that work in the zoos, right?

738
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,650
Yes, among other places.

739
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:10,440
l never met my real dad.

740
00:46:10,650 --> 00:46:12,280
My mom never talked about him.

741
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,940
l'm gonna go
live with him, though.

742
00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:16,230
As soon as l get enough money,

743
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,940
l can get some nice clothes,

744
00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:20,860
and knock on his door, surprise him.

745
00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:24,440
Do your mom and dad
live in California, too?

746
00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:27,030
My parents are dead.

747
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,030
Do you like zoos?

748
00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:35,860
l don't mind
the modern ones, l guess.

749
00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:40,530
The animals may not be free,
but they're safe.

750
00:46:42,530 --> 00:46:45,150
Yeah.
Me, too.

751
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,230
Night.

752
00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:50,820
Good night.

753
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,610
- Did you go to college?
- Yes.

754
00:46:58,730 --> 00:47:01,230
- What did you study?
- A lot of things.

755
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,940
French, cultural anthropology,

756
00:47:03,110 --> 00:47:06,820
archaeology, psychology,
art history. Y uck.

757
00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:08,400
Possum.

758
00:47:08,610 --> 00:47:10,320
Biology.

759
00:47:10,530 --> 00:47:13,820
80 million years ago
during the cretaceous period,

760
00:47:14,030 --> 00:47:17,400
these plains were the floor
of a huge inland sea.

761
00:47:17,610 --> 00:47:19,820
We there yet?

762
00:47:20,030 --> 00:47:22,900
lf you don't wanna learn anything,
then never mind.

763
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,030
All right, l'm listening.

764
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:30,530
lt cut the entire continent in two.

765
00:47:30,690 --> 00:47:32,690
Dinosaurs lived on either side.

766
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:35,320
Then a huge meteor struck the earth.

767
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,900
Some people say that's why
the dinosaurs went extinct,

768
00:47:38,110 --> 00:47:42,610
but why should the insects,
birds and mammals have survived?

769
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,980
- Why?
- l don't know,

770
00:47:46,190 --> 00:47:49,480
but it's always seemed
a little bit fishy to me.

771
00:47:49,780 --> 00:47:51,480
Did you know they found
giant shark remains

772
00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:52,980
in the middle of Kansas?

773
00:47:53,190 --> 00:47:54,400
How big were they?

774
00:47:54,610 --> 00:47:57,110
Big enough to swallow you
without even chewing.

775
00:48:14,980 --> 00:48:17,070
- Got you.
- You did not.

776
00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:21,480
- l got you.

777
00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:25,190
Ah, you got me in the eye,
you got me in the eye.

778
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,480
l'm so sorry.
Did l hurt you?

779
00:48:27,650 --> 00:48:29,780
Ha ha! Got you.

780
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:31,860
Ow!

781
00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:33,780
Stop it.

782
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,780
Ow!

783
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,570
Seriously, watch the road.

784
00:48:38,780 --> 00:48:40,150
You drive.

785
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,570
l hope we pass a rest stop soon.

786
00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:43,360
My diuretic's kicking in.

787
00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:56,070
Do rattlesnakes come out at night?

788
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,940
Well...

789
00:49:46,610 --> 00:49:49,320
l must say, that's a relief.

790
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,230
Something wrong?

791
00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:13,530
This is a no-smoking room.

792
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,900
New Mexico is
the ufology capital of the world.

793
00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:33,980
Ufology.

794
00:50:34,110 --> 00:50:35,480
From U.F.O.

795
00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:38,900
The study of
unidentified flying objects.

796
00:50:39,110 --> 00:50:44,400
You know, social ostracism
doesn't work in a community of two.

797
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,190
Damn it, Toby, say something.

798
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,070
l wanna go to Sammy's Wigwam.

799
00:50:57,690 --> 00:50:58,980
Here's some arrowheads.

800
00:50:59,070 --> 00:51:00,980
They're only a dollar each.

801
00:51:04,570 --> 00:51:06,070
He's been acting like that all day.

802
00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:13,480
Young man, if you don't
start behaving in a civilized fashion,

803
00:51:13,650 --> 00:51:15,280
you and l are going to have
a very serious problem.

804
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:16,480
Fuck you.

805
00:51:16,570 --> 00:51:18,980
Hey, you watch your mouth
around your mother.

806
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,940
She is not my mother!
She's not anyone's mother.

807
00:51:21,070 --> 00:51:22,440
She's not even a real woman.

808
00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:24,570
She's got a dick.

809
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:25,860
Don't you?!

810
00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:28,940
Don't you?
Go on, tell him.

811
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:37,230
You're a fuckin' lying freak.

812
00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:44,650
What do you want outta me?

813
00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:46,730
Just because a person
doesn't go around

814
00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:49,150
blabbing her entire biological history

815
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,360
to everyone she meets
doesn't make her a liar.

816
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,150
Why didn't you
just tell me the truth?

817
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,530
So you could humiliate me
in public even sooner?

818
00:51:56,730 --> 00:51:58,230
You knew all about me.

819
00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:07,150
Why did you bail me out of jail?

820
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,530
You just walked into jail,
asked 'em who needed help?

821
00:52:12,820 --> 00:52:14,530
You know what, fuck you!

822
00:52:14,530 --> 00:52:16,440
l never even heard of
a tranny church lady.

823
00:52:16,610 --> 00:52:18,730
Just drop me off
in the next town.

824
00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:26,030
So you don't think l have
the right to belong to a church?

825
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,400
My body may be a work in progress,

826
00:52:29,530 --> 00:52:31,820
but there is nothing
wrong with my soul.

827
00:52:32,030 --> 00:52:35,110
Jesus made me this way for a reason

828
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,820
so l could suffer and be reborn
the way he was.

829
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:42,030
So you're cutting
your dick off for Jesus?

830
00:52:42,110 --> 00:52:43,610
You don't cut it off.

831
00:52:43,690 --> 00:52:45,690
Just gonna have an inny
instead of an outie.

832
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,400
Eww.

833
00:52:47,610 --> 00:52:49,190
Hi.
ls there any chance

834
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,690
that you could offer
a fellow traveler a ride?

835
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:53,530
Absolutely.

836
00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:54,900
We love helping strangers.

837
00:53:01,190 --> 00:53:03,400
Beef jerky?

838
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:04,610
Uh, no thanks.

839
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:05,690
l'm a level four vegan.

840
00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:08,110
l don't eat anything
that casts a shadow,

841
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,480
but a little token of my appreciation.

842
00:53:11,690 --> 00:53:12,980
Absolutely.

843
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,690
l'm sorry, but the secondary smoke
might render me unfit to drive.

844
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:29,480
She's cool, right?

845
00:53:29,690 --> 00:53:32,570
She's not a she,
she's got a dick.

846
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:33,860
Toby!

847
00:53:34,070 --> 00:53:35,190
For now, at least.

848
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,980
You're a guy?

849
00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:41,360
l'm a transsexual woman.

850
00:53:41,570 --> 00:53:43,190
Wow!

851
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,690
l think transsexuality
is a radically evolved state of being.

852
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,980
Hey, look.

853
00:53:52,570 --> 00:53:54,480
Many societies throughout history

854
00:53:54,570 --> 00:53:57,650
have honored and revered
transgendered people--

855
00:53:57,980 --> 00:53:59,070
The Zulu, the Yoruba.

856
00:53:59,150 --> 00:54:02,360
The Native Americans
called us two-spirit people.

857
00:54:02,650 --> 00:54:05,360
Two spirits.
That's cool.

858
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,150
Tell him what they're
gonna do with your dick.

859
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,440
Then the settlers came.

860
00:54:09,570 --> 00:54:11,650
They tended to murder us on sight.

861
00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:15,070
The way the white man treated
the lndian was very deeply fucked up.

862
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,440
Yeah.

863
00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:18,230
Are you sure you won't join us?

864
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:19,570
Come on.

865
00:54:19,730 --> 00:54:21,440
We know what you got.

866
00:54:21,570 --> 00:54:23,230
You boys go ahead.
Have fun.

867
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,230
So what do you do
when you're not following the open road?

868
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,150
l'm a Peyote shaman.

869
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,230
How do you do that?

870
00:54:41,230 --> 00:54:44,860
lt involves consuming
majestic amounts of peyote.

871
00:54:45,030 --> 00:54:48,530
When you're done throwing up,
you see things.

872
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:56,030
- What things?
- Once l saw my own death.

873
00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:58,530
Do you by any chance
drown in a desert lake?

874
00:54:58,730 --> 00:55:03,440
No. l die in
a depressurization accident

875
00:55:03,610 --> 00:55:05,440
on a moon colony.

876
00:55:05,530 --> 00:55:07,320
l'll show you something.

877
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,320
lt's in my bag.

878
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,030
Do you still think what you said
back at Sammy's Wigwam?

879
00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:21,190
What?

880
00:55:23,530 --> 00:55:25,400
That l'm a freak.

881
00:55:28,820 --> 00:55:30,030
You're not a freak.

882
00:55:30,030 --> 00:55:31,900
You're just a liar.

883
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,480
Oh, shit!

884
00:55:43,610 --> 00:55:45,320
My purse!

885
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,480
My hormones!

886
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:48,690
You dirty motherfucker!

887
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:54,400
My dog book was in that car.

888
00:55:54,610 --> 00:55:56,610
Oh.

889
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:03,280
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

890
00:56:04,690 --> 00:56:07,280
My surgery.

891
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:14,480
l have to be in L.A. ln two days.
What are we going to do?

892
00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:23,690
ls it soothing?

893
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,070
We could sell it.

894
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,860
How much could you get?

895
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,480
Oh, sweet.

896
00:56:35,570 --> 00:56:36,980
Come on.
Let's go.

897
00:57:17,650 --> 00:57:20,530
Oh!

898
00:58:14,530 --> 00:58:15,690
l don't care about the car.

899
00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:18,900
l just need to get to Los Angeles
as quickly as possible.

900
00:58:19,190 --> 00:58:20,820
l'm driving a couple of good ponies

901
00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:23,480
over to the sale in Show Low
in the morning.

902
00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:25,610
Could give you a ride that far.

903
00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:31,110
Hey, Woodrow, can l get
a burger for the young lady here?

904
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,480
Yep.

905
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:58,190
lsn't Calvin an unusual name
for a Native American?

906
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,860
Not really.

907
00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:02,190
My brothers names are Dwight, Lloyd,
Daryl and Woodrow.

908
00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:07,780
What's your last name?

909
00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:10,360
Many Goats.
lt's my mother's clan name.

910
00:59:10,570 --> 00:59:13,650
Oh.
Matrilineal kinship system.

911
00:59:16,570 --> 00:59:18,280
ls there a Mrs. Many Goats?

912
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,570
Oh, no.
No, not yet.

913
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:23,860
l guess the right woman
hasn't met me.

914
00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:26,650
Oh!
There you are.

915
00:59:26,940 --> 00:59:29,650
Calvin, l'd like
you to meet Toby.

916
00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:31,940
- Toby, this is Calvin Many Coats.
- How you doin', son?

917
00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:35,780
l saved you half a hamburger.

918
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:38,070
Calvin's offered us
a place to stay tonight

919
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,280
and a ride in the morning.

920
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,150
- lsn't that generous of him?
- Yes.

921
00:59:43,230 --> 00:59:46,730
Oh.
Excuse me just a minute.

922
00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:48,570
Yes, ma'am.

923
00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:56,650
You-you already found a buyer?

924
00:59:58,150 --> 01:00:02,230
At least now you don't have
any more of that damn drug.

925
01:00:05,150 --> 01:00:07,440
Mm, shower.

926
01:00:07,650 --> 01:00:09,230
So...

927
01:00:12,030 --> 01:00:16,230
Calvin, have you spent all your life
in New Mexico?

928
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:17,730
Not yet.

929
01:00:17,730 --> 01:00:18,730
Oh!

930
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,320
lt's beautiful.

931
01:00:29,530 --> 01:00:31,030
lt's home.

932
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,690
Hi.

933
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:03,900
lt's Mescal.

934
01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:05,110
Oh.

935
01:01:05,190 --> 01:01:08,480
Friend of mine brings it up
from Oaxaca every year.

936
01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:18,190
Beautiful dreamer

937
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,280
Wake unto me

938
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,610
Starlight and dewdrops
are waiting for thee

939
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:28,190
Sounds of the rude world

940
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,780
Heard in the day

941
01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:35,570
Lulled by the moonlight
have all passed away

942
01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:40,860
Beautiful dreamer

943
01:01:41,190 --> 01:01:43,980
Queen of my song

944
01:01:44,190 --> 01:01:49,190
List while l woo thee
with soft melody

945
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:54,780
Gone are the cares
of life's busy throng

946
01:01:55,070 --> 01:01:59,360
Beautiful dreamer
awake unto me

947
01:01:59,570 --> 01:02:02,650
Beautiful dreamer

948
01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:06,070
Awake unto me

949
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,070
You can sing.

950
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,280
Oh, just enough to keep the dogs

951
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,150
off the back porch, that's all.

952
01:02:17,650 --> 01:02:18,860
Have some more.

953
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,440
Thank you.

954
01:02:32,070 --> 01:02:33,440
That'll put hair on your chest.

955
01:02:33,570 --> 01:02:35,860
l hope not.

956
01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:58,940
Morning, sleepyhead.

957
01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:00,320
Guess what.

958
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,940
Calvin's gonna drive us
all the way to Phoenix.

959
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,440
Do my breasts seem smaller to you?

960
01:03:07,610 --> 01:03:09,940
l've missed two doses of my pills.

961
01:03:10,110 --> 01:03:12,230
You play with the body's
hormonal balance,

962
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,030
and you're playing with fire.

963
01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:17,230
Playing with fire.

964
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,530
Playing with fire.

965
01:03:27,610 --> 01:03:29,110
When you wear your cowboy hat,

966
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,400
if you wear it forward like that,
that means you're lookin' for trouble.

967
01:03:32,530 --> 01:03:35,400
lf you wear it back like that,
it means you're not lookin' for trouble.

968
01:03:35,690 --> 01:03:37,030
lf you wear it off to the side,

969
01:03:37,110 --> 01:03:39,820
it means you're out
to impress the ladies.

970
01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:42,480
How come an lndian
wears a cowboy hat?

971
01:03:42,690 --> 01:03:44,690
l guess because it keeps the sun
out of my eyes

972
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,900
better than a headband
and a couple of eagle feathers.

973
01:03:48,190 --> 01:03:50,610
Calvin was telling me
that his people are Navajo.

974
01:03:50,820 --> 01:03:52,110
Only part Navajo.

975
01:03:52,110 --> 01:03:54,780
My great-great-great
great-grandfather was Zuni.

976
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,190
You got a Cherokee look about you.

977
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,690
Proud people, them Cherokee.

978
01:04:24,190 --> 01:04:26,280
- Too young.
- No, l'm not.

979
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,190
Yes, you are.

980
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,690
Here.
Drink some water.

981
01:04:34,570 --> 01:04:36,360
Now if you gentlemen will excuse me,

982
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,570
l have to... use the powder room.

983
01:04:38,780 --> 01:04:39,860
Oh.

984
01:04:42,150 --> 01:04:43,570
- Here.
- Thank you.

985
01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:44,860
- Allow me.
- Thank you.

986
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,070
- Oops!

987
01:04:52,650 --> 01:04:55,570
Dude, there's things about her
she's not tellin' you.

988
01:04:55,780 --> 01:04:57,150
Well,

989
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,440
every woman has a right
to a little mystery...dude.

990
01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:03,570
You know she's a Jesus freak?

991
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:05,730
She's probably waitin' to convert you.

992
01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:09,150
She can convert me
any time she wants to.

993
01:05:38,030 --> 01:05:40,440
Well, l wish l could
drive you all the way to Los Angeles.

994
01:05:40,610 --> 01:05:42,440
So do l.

995
01:05:42,530 --> 01:05:44,320
Here, let me
get that for you.

996
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,730
lt's all right.

997
01:05:46,820 --> 01:05:48,820
lt doesn't work
from the inside.

998
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:51,940
Sticks a bit.

999
01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:55,030
Thank you.

1000
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,820
Bree, there's some things
about me you don't know--

1001
01:05:59,030 --> 01:06:00,230
Some things about my past.

1002
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,400
We all have our secrets.

1003
01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:06,530
l been in jail more than once,

1004
01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:08,400
l'm about blind in one eye,
and l got

1005
01:06:08,530 --> 01:06:10,320
a half a pound of shrapnel
in my left leg.

1006
01:06:10,530 --> 01:06:13,820
But if you're ever in New Mexico,

1007
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:16,320
l'd really like it
if you give me a call.

1008
01:06:16,610 --> 01:06:19,400
Thank you, Calvin.
l'll do that.

1009
01:06:19,530 --> 01:06:21,190
TOB Y:
Let's go.

1010
01:06:23,110 --> 01:06:24,480
Come here.

1011
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,980
This used to belong
to a real good friend of mine.

1012
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:36,280
He was a champion
in the all-lndian rodeo circuit.

1013
01:06:36,610 --> 01:06:38,190
Now you look like a warrior.

1014
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:39,900
Ma'am.

1015
01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:53,980
Where are we?

1016
01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,190
My parents' house.

1017
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,400
l thought you said
your parents were dead.

1018
01:06:59,570 --> 01:07:02,280
Mmm.
Wishful thinking.

1019
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:03,860
Who's Sydney?

1020
01:07:04,070 --> 01:07:05,780
My baby sister.
Go.

1021
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,280
May l help you?

1022
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,480
ls Sydney here?

1023
01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:22,480
Sydney's out.

1024
01:07:22,570 --> 01:07:24,280
May l tell her who called?

1025
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,780
l don't think so.

1026
01:07:39,150 --> 01:07:41,150
Don't look at me that way.

1027
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,440
l'm not looking at you.

1028
01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:49,360
All right, all right.

1029
01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:51,440
Shit!

1030
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,230
l mean darn.

1031
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,650
No, l mean shit.

1032
01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:05,230
May l help you, young lady?

1033
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,530
Dad, it's me.

1034
01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:16,820
- Mom!

1035
01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:18,440
Dad?

1036
01:08:22,230 --> 01:08:23,730
Mom!

1037
01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:25,820
Get in here before
the neighbors see you!

1038
01:08:29,030 --> 01:08:31,530
Jesus Christ,
l can't even recognize you.

1039
01:08:31,730 --> 01:08:34,320
lt's me, only different.

1040
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:36,940
So you've done it.

1041
01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:38,730
lt's all over.

1042
01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:41,230
l don't think that's
any of your business.

1043
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:42,530
Mom!

1044
01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:45,900
Thank God, Murray.
He's still a boy.

1045
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,530
My poor Stanley.

1046
01:08:56,610 --> 01:08:58,190
l can't look at you like this!

1047
01:08:59,690 --> 01:09:01,530
Geez, why do you always
upset her like that?

1048
01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:04,980
l tell you what.

1049
01:09:05,190 --> 01:09:08,110
l'm just gonna get something
to eat and drink,

1050
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,900
and then l'll go back
and wait for Sydney outside.

1051
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:19,110
Are you sure
you're all right, Stanley?

1052
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:22,400
Fabulous.
Never been better.

1053
01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:25,900
- Stanley...
- Bree.

1054
01:09:26,110 --> 01:09:29,190
Sabrina Claire Osbourne.

1055
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,780
Look, we're gonna need
more time with that.

1056
01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:34,190
Your mother and l
both love you--

1057
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,400
But we don't respect you.

1058
01:09:36,570 --> 01:09:39,280
l'll never understand
why you're doing this to me.

1059
01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:41,190
l'm not doing anything to you.

1060
01:09:41,190 --> 01:09:44,070
l'm gender dysphoric.
lt's a genetic condition.

1061
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,280
Don't try to blame
your father and me for this.

1062
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,690
You shouldn't use
so much mayonnaise.

1063
01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:53,190
Are you trying
to give yourself a heart attack?

1064
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,860
Let me do that!

1065
01:09:57,190 --> 01:09:59,570
You know what l see
when l look at you?

1066
01:09:59,650 --> 01:10:02,980
l see a lost soul
crying out for help.

1067
01:10:03,070 --> 01:10:07,650
This would never have happened
if you had only come to church

1068
01:10:07,860 --> 01:10:09,280
when you were little,

1069
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:12,650
instead of going off
to that synagogue of your father's.

1070
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,070
Mom, dad?

1071
01:10:14,150 --> 01:10:16,570
There's a scruffy-looking kid outside.

1072
01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:20,570
Holy shit!

1073
01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:21,860
Language, Sydney!

1074
01:10:21,940 --> 01:10:24,150
l don't fuckin' believe it!

1075
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,360
Stanley.

1076
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:28,360
Bree.

1077
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,730
Bree.

1078
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:35,360
Well, Bree, l was hopin'
you'd show up one of these days,

1079
01:10:35,570 --> 01:10:37,150
take some of the heat off me.

1080
01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:40,530
lt's nice to see you, too.

1081
01:10:40,650 --> 01:10:43,030
lf that kid out there's your boyfriend,
l'm gonna slit my wrists.

1082
01:10:43,230 --> 01:10:44,860
l need to talk to you in private.

1083
01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:46,650
Oh, my God.
He is!

1084
01:10:46,730 --> 01:10:48,530
You lucky son of a--

1085
01:10:48,650 --> 01:10:49,940
l mean, you lucky bitch.

1086
01:10:50,150 --> 01:10:52,030
Your boyfriend?!

1087
01:10:52,230 --> 01:10:54,730
That filthy teenage
juvenile delinquent

1088
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:56,320
who came to the door?

1089
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:59,730
He happens to be a clean,
healthy and respectable young man.

1090
01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:01,530
l don't want to hear
any more about it.

1091
01:11:01,530 --> 01:11:02,650
How old is he?

1092
01:11:04,030 --> 01:11:06,030
Seventeen.

1093
01:11:06,230 --> 01:11:09,530
Oh, my God!
Murray, he's underage.

1094
01:11:09,820 --> 01:11:13,030
Mom, he's my son.

1095
01:11:14,940 --> 01:11:16,440
You're shittin' me!

1096
01:11:16,530 --> 01:11:20,610
- Remember Emma Wilkins?
- What are you saying?

1097
01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:22,610
ls Emma here, too?

1098
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,320
She killed herself.

1099
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:25,400
Jesus!

1100
01:11:25,530 --> 01:11:27,610
KineIhora.

1101
01:11:27,730 --> 01:11:29,820
Are you trying to tell me

1102
01:11:30,030 --> 01:11:33,190
that that boy
who came to the door...

1103
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:36,320
he's your grandson.

1104
01:11:36,530 --> 01:11:38,530
My grandson.

1105
01:11:41,610 --> 01:11:43,400
My grandson.

1106
01:11:44,690 --> 01:11:47,400
Oh, dear God.

1107
01:11:47,610 --> 01:11:50,110
He doesn't know anything,
and l don't want him to.

1108
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:52,820
Wait!

1109
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,900
- Call me grandpa.
- Shit!

1110
01:12:01,690 --> 01:12:04,190
Oh, you poor thing.

1111
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,400
Get up off that filthy ground.
Get up!

1112
01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:10,480
There could be
all sorts of awful things down there.

1113
01:12:10,690 --> 01:12:12,190
Look at you.

1114
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,280
What a handsome boy.

1115
01:12:16,690 --> 01:12:19,480
Do you know who l am?

1116
01:12:19,570 --> 01:12:21,780
- l'm your--
- A friend. Bree's mother.

1117
01:12:21,980 --> 01:12:23,860
He doesn't know
about me, do you understand?

1118
01:12:24,070 --> 01:12:25,860
l don't want him
to know about me. Agreed?

1119
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:28,070
- You're not gonna say anything?
- No.

1120
01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:29,690
Hi there.

1121
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:30,980
l'm Sydney.

1122
01:12:31,070 --> 01:12:33,860
Hey. Toby.

1123
01:12:34,070 --> 01:12:37,480
- What do you say?
- Toby.

1124
01:12:37,780 --> 01:12:40,780
Come on inside
where there's nice air conditioning.

1125
01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:42,150
Come on, honey,

1126
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,780
and l'll make you
a nice plate of food.

1127
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:51,860
Mm, defrosted to perfection.

1128
01:12:52,070 --> 01:12:54,440
Finish your vegetables.

1129
01:12:54,650 --> 01:12:56,070
He doesn't like broccoli.

1130
01:12:57,650 --> 01:12:59,360
Open up.

1131
01:13:01,150 --> 01:13:04,150
Lucky, no!

1132
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,360
l swear, that dog is a sex maniac!

1133
01:13:07,940 --> 01:13:09,570
Just like your father.

1134
01:13:09,650 --> 01:13:11,730
At least he gets
more action than l do.

1135
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,230
My mom used to live
in Phoenix before l was born.

1136
01:13:15,230 --> 01:13:18,530
Really?
What a coincidence.

1137
01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:21,360
What did your name used to be
when you were a guy?

1138
01:13:23,030 --> 01:13:25,730
Honey, why don't you go
and watch TV

1139
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:27,730
in the spare bedroom, hmm?

1140
01:13:27,860 --> 01:13:29,860
You can take the dog.

1141
01:13:32,530 --> 01:13:33,650
Come here.
Come here, boy.

1142
01:13:37,030 --> 01:13:39,030
Stanley, what are you
planning to do

1143
01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:40,820
with that poor boy?

1144
01:13:42,530 --> 01:13:44,440
First of all, l'm gonna make sure

1145
01:13:44,530 --> 01:13:46,730
he knows that he's encouraged
and supported.

1146
01:13:48,530 --> 01:13:50,940
And that he's respected.

1147
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,030
Maybe even...

1148
01:13:54,230 --> 01:13:57,230
well, at least that he's respected.

1149
01:14:02,530 --> 01:14:05,530
Behold the return
of the Prodigal son.

1150
01:14:05,730 --> 01:14:09,320
Can we try to be nice
to each other, please?

1151
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,530
This is so bizarre.

1152
01:14:11,690 --> 01:14:14,190
l can still see Stanley in you,

1153
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,690
but it's like you put yourself
through a strainer

1154
01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:18,690
and got rid of all the boy pulp.

1155
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:26,030
Planning a game
of bridge with the girls?

1156
01:14:26,190 --> 01:14:27,530
Hmm.

1157
01:14:33,190 --> 01:14:35,190
Can l borrow $1 ,000?

1158
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,190
You've gotta be kidding.

1159
01:14:38,190 --> 01:14:39,400
500?

1160
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:41,690
250?

1161
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:43,280
Do l hear a dollar and a half?

1162
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:46,190
l have to account for every penny.

1163
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,190
Eighteen months sober,

1164
01:14:48,190 --> 01:14:50,610
and they're still
scared shitless l'm gonna relapse

1165
01:14:50,780 --> 01:14:54,690
and wind up passed out on the floor
in some dive down on Van Buren.

1166
01:14:54,980 --> 01:14:57,190
God, those were the days.

1167
01:14:58,570 --> 01:15:01,070
My surgery's day after tomorrow.

1168
01:15:02,190 --> 01:15:04,570
l need air fare to get home.

1169
01:15:07,780 --> 01:15:08,860
You know, growin' up,

1170
01:15:09,070 --> 01:15:11,570
l always thought
you were the lucky one.

1171
01:15:11,780 --> 01:15:13,570
Hmm.

1172
01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:15,360
Try this one.

1173
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:17,690
Oh, my God.

1174
01:15:17,690 --> 01:15:21,280
lt'll be like showgirls, um...
on lce Capades.

1175
01:15:21,570 --> 01:15:23,860
l'm a transsexual,
not a transvestite.

1176
01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:25,570
Yeah, but it will really
freak Mom out.

1177
01:15:25,780 --> 01:15:28,980
Now you've lost all credibility.

1178
01:15:57,230 --> 01:16:01,860
Toby, don't break that, honey.
lt's very expensive.

1179
01:16:02,150 --> 01:16:06,360
Murray, l just hate the way
you had Lucky's tail clipped.

1180
01:16:06,530 --> 01:16:09,650
Stands straight up just like a penis.

1181
01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:12,360
- Black and hairy.
- Well, it does.

1182
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:14,650
Not like any penis l've ever seen.

1183
01:16:14,730 --> 01:16:16,650
Me neither.

1184
01:16:16,820 --> 01:16:18,030
Toby!

1185
01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,530
Toby, come over here
and let me fix your hair.

1186
01:16:20,730 --> 01:16:21,820
Come on.

1187
01:16:22,030 --> 01:16:23,940
Come on, honey.

1188
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,610
Stay.

1189
01:16:27,610 --> 01:16:29,730
Sit.

1190
01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:33,610
Oh, you have such
nice, thick hair.

1191
01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:36,110
Just like mine.

1192
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:39,610
And those clothes
are a great improvement.

1193
01:16:39,820 --> 01:16:41,110
They fit good, huh?

1194
01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:44,400
- They fit well.
- Grammar police.

1195
01:16:44,610 --> 01:16:47,320
Good evening.

1196
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:57,190
That dress looks
perfectly ridiculous.

1197
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,900
You're looking
very handsome.

1198
01:17:11,110 --> 01:17:13,610
You look good, too.

1199
01:17:13,820 --> 01:17:14,690
Beauty is relative.

1200
01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:16,480
For God's sake, Mom!

1201
01:17:16,690 --> 01:17:19,900
Oh, don't pick on me, not tonight.
l can't take it.

1202
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:30,900
l used to read pornography
on the toilet,

1203
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:34,780
and ever since,
l have shitty sex.

1204
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:38,570
You get it?

1205
01:17:38,690 --> 01:17:39,690
Yeah.

1206
01:17:55,190 --> 01:17:56,480
Thank you.

1207
01:17:57,980 --> 01:18:01,070
Toby, come and sit here next to me.

1208
01:18:01,190 --> 01:18:03,070
Here, take a picture.

1209
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:07,650
Murray, scoot over.
Come on, honey. Right here.

1210
01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:09,360
That's right, Toby honey.

1211
01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:12,480
Lean in close, honey.
All right, everybody.

1212
01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:14,440
One, two, three.

1213
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:20,150
We all look much happier
than we really are.

1214
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:22,650
Can you take one
of the two of us?

1215
01:18:24,570 --> 01:18:25,570
l'll take it.

1216
01:18:40,070 --> 01:18:43,650
Nice to see a young man
being so polite to his mother.

1217
01:18:45,650 --> 01:18:47,860
That's not his mother.

1218
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:54,860
And, uh, a hamburger

1219
01:18:55,030 --> 01:18:56,150
for the young gentleman.

1220
01:18:56,230 --> 01:18:57,320
Enjoy your meal.

1221
01:19:04,530 --> 01:19:07,150
Toby, do you want to say grace?

1222
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,530
Go ahead, honey.
Don't be shy.

1223
01:19:17,730 --> 01:19:24,110
Uh, God,
bless this restaurant and, uh...

1224
01:19:24,530 --> 01:19:27,230
these thy gifts that we're
about to receive forever

1225
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,230
and ever.

1226
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:32,320
And thank you, Lord,
for bringing Toby to us.

1227
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:37,820
And please let us all stay together
in health and spirits.

1228
01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:39,820
ln Jesus Christ's name.
Amen.

1229
01:19:40,030 --> 01:19:40,900
Amen.

1230
01:19:41,030 --> 01:19:43,190
SIhalom Israel.

1231
01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:48,110
Jesus!

1232
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:51,980
Oh, Toby, honey,

1233
01:19:52,190 --> 01:19:53,610
don't take the lettuce
out of your hamburger.

1234
01:19:53,820 --> 01:19:55,190
lt's good for you.

1235
01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,690
Sydney, don't play with your food.

1236
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:01,980
Sieg Iheil.

1237
01:20:09,690 --> 01:20:12,400
Can l borrow $1 ,000?

1238
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:15,690
Toby, your hamburger's almost raw.

1239
01:20:15,980 --> 01:20:17,400
Let me send that back.

1240
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,570
l can pay it back with interest.

1241
01:20:19,780 --> 01:20:21,690
What do you need the money for?

1242
01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:23,780
To get back to Los Angeles.

1243
01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:25,400
Look at your life.

1244
01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,900
You've never been able
to stick to a decision.

1245
01:20:28,070 --> 01:20:31,190
Ten years of college,
and not a single degree.

1246
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,070
How do you know you won't change
your mind about this, too?

1247
01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:39,570
Because l know.

1248
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,980
Don't do this awful thing
to yourself. Please.

1249
01:20:47,570 --> 01:20:50,860
l miss my son.

1250
01:20:52,150 --> 01:20:53,650
Mom...

1251
01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:55,860
you never had a son.

1252
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:02,280
How can you say such a thing?

1253
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,940
Now you know how l felt
when you hired those private detectives.

1254
01:21:05,150 --> 01:21:08,070
We only tried to do the best for you.

1255
01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:09,860
ls that why you tried
to have me committed?

1256
01:21:10,070 --> 01:21:11,650
You tried to kill yourself!

1257
01:21:11,780 --> 01:21:13,230
Because you tried
to have me committed!

1258
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:14,940
l don't know why
you have to be so emotional.

1259
01:21:15,150 --> 01:21:16,360
l am not emotional!

1260
01:21:18,860 --> 01:21:20,650
God, my cycle's all out of whack.

1261
01:21:20,730 --> 01:21:22,360
You don't have cycles.

1262
01:21:24,650 --> 01:21:26,150
Hormones are hormones.

1263
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:29,650
Yours and mine just happen
to come in little purple pills.

1264
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:33,730
Young man, may we get
some doggie bags here, please?

1265
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:34,860
Yes, ma'am.

1266
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:38,230
l'm going to finish
cooking his hamburger at home.

1267
01:21:40,230 --> 01:21:42,440
Murray, give me your wallet.

1268
01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:49,610
Here's $200.

1269
01:21:49,610 --> 01:21:52,610
We'll get the rest out of the safe.

1270
01:21:52,820 --> 01:21:54,320
There's one condition.

1271
01:21:54,530 --> 01:21:57,030
l want Toby to stay here with me.

1272
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,820
Wouldn't you like that, honey?

1273
01:22:02,230 --> 01:22:04,110
You could have
your own little apartment.

1274
01:22:04,230 --> 01:22:06,820
We'll remodel the guest house.

1275
01:22:07,030 --> 01:22:08,900
Do you like to play tennis?

1276
01:22:09,110 --> 01:22:12,320
We have eight new courts
at the country club.

1277
01:22:12,610 --> 01:22:17,110
Murray and l just feel that
you need a stable, loving family

1278
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:22,110
with the means to give you
every chance that you deserve.

1279
01:22:33,190 --> 01:22:36,110
Toby, here you are, baby.

1280
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,690
Ha ha ha!

1281
01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:56,900
Half ltalian villa,
half country club.

1282
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,400
Beauty is relative.

1283
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,190
Not my relatives.

1284
01:23:05,690 --> 01:23:09,980
l wish just once they'd
look at me and see me.

1285
01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:12,280
That's all.

1286
01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:14,690
Just really see me.

1287
01:23:14,860 --> 01:23:17,860
Why are they bein' so nice to me?

1288
01:23:20,980 --> 01:23:21,980
Mmm.

1289
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,860
You think l oughta stay here?

1290
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:27,650
Do you want to?

1291
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,780
lt's pretty nice.

1292
01:23:34,070 --> 01:23:37,280
l think you oughta do whatever
you think is best for you.

1293
01:23:39,940 --> 01:23:47,280
But if you want,
you can come and live with me.

1294
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:51,150
l can't give you anything like this,

1295
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:53,730
but l'm sure
we could manage something.

1296
01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:57,650
Did you really try to kill yourself?

1297
01:23:57,940 --> 01:24:01,070
l swallowed half a bottle of Nembutal.

1298
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:07,360
Then l panicked and called 91 1 .

1299
01:24:10,150 --> 01:24:12,440
Maybe you're not the suicidal type.

1300
01:24:12,530 --> 01:24:13,860
Maybe.

1301
01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:19,230
Unless my mother is right,
and l just can't stick to a decision.

1302
01:24:27,230 --> 01:24:30,530
- Come in.

1303
01:24:35,610 --> 01:24:36,820
Can't you sleep?

1304
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:39,440
- Not really.
- Do you need something?

1305
01:24:39,610 --> 01:24:42,110
A glass of milk?

1306
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:43,940
No.

1307
01:24:45,110 --> 01:24:46,610
What is it?

1308
01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:49,900
l must look awful.

1309
01:24:50,030 --> 01:24:52,030
You look good.

1310
01:24:57,230 --> 01:24:59,320
You look well.

1311
01:25:05,190 --> 01:25:07,610
Don't worry.

1312
01:25:11,610 --> 01:25:13,900
What are you doin'?

1313
01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:15,610
What l'm good at.

1314
01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:19,110
No, no.

1315
01:25:19,110 --> 01:25:22,110
lt's okay.
l want to.

1316
01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:24,480
You'll like it, l promise.

1317
01:25:24,690 --> 01:25:26,690
l don't wanna like it.
l don't want it at all.

1318
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:30,190
Okay.

1319
01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:38,280
l'll marry you if you want.

1320
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:43,070
l don't care how big your place is.
l just wanna be with you.

1321
01:25:45,070 --> 01:25:47,400
l think you're sexy, Bree.

1322
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,900
lt's like...

1323
01:25:52,190 --> 01:25:54,190
like l see you.

1324
01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:57,780
Oh, God.

1325
01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:05,780
Oh, no.
Put your clothes on.

1326
01:26:05,860 --> 01:26:07,650
l mean it.
Right now. Stop it.

1327
01:26:07,860 --> 01:26:08,980
What's the matter?

1328
01:26:09,150 --> 01:26:11,570
Just...would you please
just cover yourself up?!

1329
01:26:19,570 --> 01:26:23,070
- l am such a total shit.
- No, you're not.

1330
01:26:25,070 --> 01:26:27,940
There's something l should've
told you a long time ago.

1331
01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:29,570
You're going to hate me.

1332
01:26:31,070 --> 01:26:32,440
l'm not really...

1333
01:26:34,150 --> 01:26:35,440
exactly...

1334
01:26:38,150 --> 01:26:40,230
affiliated with a church.

1335
01:26:42,230 --> 01:26:44,570
l already figured that out.

1336
01:26:49,730 --> 01:26:51,150
What?

1337
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:53,860
My mom and dad.

1338
01:26:54,030 --> 01:26:57,230
lt's your mom...

1339
01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,150
and me.

1340
01:27:04,150 --> 01:27:05,320
Toby...

1341
01:27:09,030 --> 01:27:11,150
l'm so sorry.

1342
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:13,820
l know l shouldn't have lied to you.

1343
01:27:14,030 --> 01:27:16,320
l know how disappointed you must be.

1344
01:27:16,530 --> 01:27:19,230
A one-bedroom apartment
instead of a mansion,

1345
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:23,440
and half-Jewish
instead of half-lndian.

1346
01:27:23,730 --> 01:27:25,030
Toby.

1347
01:27:26,230 --> 01:27:27,820
Toby.

1348
01:27:28,030 --> 01:27:30,110
Why don't we look on the bright side?

1349
01:27:30,230 --> 01:27:31,900
We've gotten to know each other--

1350
01:27:32,110 --> 01:27:34,030
Our strengths and weaknesses--

1351
01:27:34,030 --> 01:27:36,320
And we're still
good friends, aren't we?

1352
01:27:36,530 --> 01:27:38,230
l'm so sorry!

1353
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,610
l truly, really,
l didn't mean to hurt you!

1354
01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:43,610
My mother's probably right.
l'm a terrible influence.

1355
01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:46,320
Oh, please, this is
a terrible time for me.

1356
01:27:46,610 --> 01:27:47,690
Toby, wait.

1357
01:27:47,690 --> 01:27:49,320
Oh!

1358
01:27:49,530 --> 01:27:51,030
You are not my father.

1359
01:27:52,110 --> 01:27:53,320
Oh, my God!

1360
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:54,610
Oh, honey.

1361
01:27:54,820 --> 01:27:55,820
There, there.

1362
01:27:55,820 --> 01:27:57,190
He didn't mean it, honey.

1363
01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,820
He's just a little bit upset.

1364
01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:00,980
There now.

1365
01:28:01,190 --> 01:28:02,400
There, there.

1366
01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:03,980
There, there.

1367
01:28:20,110 --> 01:28:21,570
Toby's gone!

1368
01:28:21,780 --> 01:28:23,780
He took my purse...

1369
01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:26,070
and my bucking bronco statue.

1370
01:28:36,070 --> 01:28:38,070
What do you want to do, Sta--

1371
01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:40,480
Bree.

1372
01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:42,570
Yes.

1373
01:28:42,780 --> 01:28:44,570
He's 17, but you don't know

1374
01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:45,780
his date of birth?

1375
01:28:45,980 --> 01:28:47,860
What's your
relationship to the missing boy?

1376
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,650
l am his father.

1377
01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:54,860
Can't you put out an A.P.B.
or something?

1378
01:28:55,070 --> 01:28:56,650
We'll do our best.

1379
01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:59,070
l'm sorry to say this,
but chances are,

1380
01:28:59,150 --> 01:29:00,940
if he doesn't wanna be found,

1381
01:29:01,150 --> 01:29:03,440
he's gonna stay lost.

1382
01:29:28,650 --> 01:29:31,150
lt's okay

1383
01:29:31,230 --> 01:29:35,230
You don't have to be afraid

1384
01:29:37,030 --> 01:29:39,230
There's nothin' to worry about

1385
01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:42,730
'Cause we got it made

1386
01:29:45,530 --> 01:29:49,030
lt's just a simple matter of

1387
01:29:49,230 --> 01:29:52,820
Letting me into your love

1388
01:29:53,030 --> 01:29:56,820
lf you let that feeling
come over you

1389
01:29:57,110 --> 01:30:00,940
Then there's nothin' more
that you can do

1390
01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:05,320
Just let it go

1391
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:07,530
Let it go

1392
01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:12,320
Hey.

1393
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:13,820
This is Bree.

1394
01:30:18,610 --> 01:30:22,610
lf it's love you want

1395
01:30:22,900 --> 01:30:24,530
Hold out your arms

1396
01:30:24,610 --> 01:30:26,610
Thank you very much.

1397
01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:30,400
lt's all right here

1398
01:30:30,610 --> 01:30:34,610
lt's safe and warm

1399
01:30:37,610 --> 01:30:40,480
lt's okay to feel good

1400
01:30:40,690 --> 01:30:41,980
Everything is fine.

1401
01:30:42,190 --> 01:30:44,110
Your surgery was
a complete success.

1402
01:30:44,190 --> 01:30:48,690
Everything we have
is fresh and new

1403
01:30:48,980 --> 01:30:52,980
l will open myself up to you

1404
01:30:53,190 --> 01:30:56,980
Like a rose

1405
01:30:57,190 --> 01:31:00,190
Like a rose

1406
01:31:16,690 --> 01:31:18,480
Hello, my lady.

1407
01:31:21,190 --> 01:31:23,190
How are you feeling?

1408
01:31:24,860 --> 01:31:26,780
And don't say like a new woman.

1409
01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:29,070
l...

1410
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:33,070
feel like a medieval heretic

1411
01:31:33,150 --> 01:31:39,980
impaled on a very large
and very thick...

1412
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:42,570
stake...

1413
01:31:42,650 --> 01:31:44,280
with splinters.

1414
01:31:47,570 --> 01:31:49,280
Nice hat.

1415
01:31:51,860 --> 01:31:53,780
lt was a present.

1416
01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:59,440
Bree, why do l get the feeling

1417
01:31:59,570 --> 01:32:01,730
that there's something
not quite right?

1418
01:32:01,940 --> 01:32:03,070
Last week, you said

1419
01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:05,230
this was gonna be
the happiest day of your life.

1420
01:32:05,440 --> 01:32:08,030
Last week was a long time ago.

1421
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:16,860
Talk to me.

1422
01:32:22,230 --> 01:32:23,650
l fucked up.

1423
01:32:40,230 --> 01:32:41,320
lt hurts.

1424
01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:43,530
Oh!
Oh, my sweetie.

1425
01:32:45,730 --> 01:32:47,940
That's what hearts do.

1426
01:32:58,110 --> 01:32:59,610
lt's okay.

1427
01:32:59,820 --> 01:33:02,400
Okay.

1428
01:33:07,190 --> 01:33:09,190
l'm sorry.

1429
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:11,030
No, let it out.

1430
01:33:11,190 --> 01:33:13,320
This is good, Bree.

1431
01:33:13,530 --> 01:33:14,820
This is good.

1432
01:34:27,940 --> 01:34:30,650
Amo la comida mexicana.

1433
01:34:30,860 --> 01:34:33,070
Amo la comida mexicana.

1434
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:35,570
Y amo Fernando.

1435
01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:39,070
Amo la comida mexicano.

1436
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:41,150
Mexicana.

1437
01:34:45,570 --> 01:34:48,230
School's gonna be closing
in about 1 5 minutes.

1438
01:34:48,530 --> 01:34:49,940
Wayne, this is really hard.

1439
01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:51,860
Do you think
you could give me a hand?

1440
01:34:52,030 --> 01:34:53,650
Sure.
What subject?

1441
01:34:53,860 --> 01:34:55,860
Sex education.

1442
01:34:58,730 --> 01:35:00,730
All right, cut.

1443
01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:02,860
He needs help again.

1444
01:35:02,940 --> 01:35:04,030
Let's go, let's go.

1445
01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:07,320
Did you take your Viagra?

1446
01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:09,230
Yes, ma'am.

1447
01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:10,820
When's the last time you came?

1448
01:35:11,030 --> 01:35:12,150
Like two hours ago.

1449
01:35:13,150 --> 01:35:14,230
Christ, kid.

1450
01:35:14,230 --> 01:35:16,650
You've got to focus, okay?
Can you focus?

1451
01:35:16,820 --> 01:35:19,610
We're behind schedule.
We've gotta move.

1452
01:35:22,820 --> 01:35:25,030
Ow.

1453
01:35:40,610 --> 01:35:42,230
Toby.

1454
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,400
Don't think that l'm
fucking forgiving you,

1455
01:35:44,610 --> 01:35:46,030
because l'm not.

1456
01:35:48,530 --> 01:35:49,900
All right.

1457
01:35:52,820 --> 01:35:57,190
- l just came over to see if you did it.
- Did what?

1458
01:35:57,530 --> 01:36:00,110
Got your dick turned inside out.

1459
01:36:00,190 --> 01:36:01,690
Yes.

1460
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:03,610
Won't you come in?

1461
01:36:03,610 --> 01:36:05,820
Just for a little while?

1462
01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:10,110
- l have something for you.
- What?

1463
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:12,480
Please.

1464
01:36:24,690 --> 01:36:26,980
Your parents' house is a lot nicer.

1465
01:36:27,190 --> 01:36:30,190
My parents' house
comes with my parents.

1466
01:36:32,780 --> 01:36:34,780
l thought you said we were Jewish.

1467
01:36:34,980 --> 01:36:36,400
Half-Jewish...

1468
01:36:36,570 --> 01:36:38,360
through my father,
so it's technically the wrong half,

1469
01:36:38,570 --> 01:36:40,980
and you're only a quarter.

1470
01:36:41,070 --> 01:36:42,360
The wrong quarter.

1471
01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:46,690
l'm gonna finish up my degree.

1472
01:36:46,980 --> 01:36:49,280
l thought l'd take up teaching.

1473
01:36:49,480 --> 01:36:51,480
Maybe rent a house someplace.

1474
01:36:51,690 --> 01:36:53,860
Someplace with a yard.

1475
01:36:54,070 --> 01:36:56,280
What have you got for me?

1476
01:36:58,150 --> 01:36:59,480
Hang on a minute.

1477
01:37:00,860 --> 01:37:02,150
l've missed you.

1478
01:37:04,070 --> 01:37:05,570
Have a seat.

1479
01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:10,860
So how have you been?

1480
01:37:10,940 --> 01:37:12,860
l've been all right.

1481
01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:19,860
Would you care to divulge
a few more details?

1482
01:37:20,150 --> 01:37:22,570
- l'm making a movie.
- You are?

1483
01:37:24,150 --> 01:37:25,440
Told you l could.

1484
01:37:25,650 --> 01:37:27,730
They're already doin'
the advertisement for it.

1485
01:37:27,940 --> 01:37:30,730
- Here.
- Oh.

1486
01:37:35,650 --> 01:37:37,360
''Cowabunghole.''

1487
01:37:37,530 --> 01:37:39,650
That's Dylan Reeves.

1488
01:37:39,860 --> 01:37:41,440
He's a big star.

1489
01:37:41,650 --> 01:37:43,940
Huh.

1490
01:37:44,030 --> 01:37:45,150
And there's you.

1491
01:37:45,150 --> 01:37:48,440
lt's a very nice picture.

1492
01:37:48,530 --> 01:37:50,440
l like your hair.

1493
01:37:50,650 --> 01:37:53,650
lf you want, l could get you
a discount when it comes out.

1494
01:37:53,820 --> 01:37:57,150
Thank you.
That's very considerate.

1495
01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:02,820
l got these clothes
at the Beverly Center.

1496
01:38:03,030 --> 01:38:05,110
Beverly Hills.

1497
01:38:16,030 --> 01:38:17,610
Would you like a coke?

1498
01:38:20,030 --> 01:38:21,900
l'll take a beer.

1499
01:38:24,230 --> 01:38:25,610
All right.

1500
01:38:35,030 --> 01:38:38,110
Young man, if you think
you can put your dirty tennis shoes

1501
01:38:38,320 --> 01:38:39,900
on my brand-new coffee table,

1502
01:38:40,110 --> 01:38:42,190
you're gonna have to think again.

1503
01:39:04,610 --> 01:39:10,610
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